Indulgence Appreciator Pillows

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"This is serious butter pecan!"

Celebrate National Junk Food Day by 'Going Large'.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A Macaroni in 1772

Secretive Weigh In.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Silver Fox

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"We're out of empanadas!"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

Greedy child

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Bangers and Mash

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'