Privilege Appreciator Pillows

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'It's for Pookie.'

"We met online."

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

Celebrate National Junk Food Day by 'Going Large'.

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

Scenic Route.

'You're not a quitter... so I'm firing you.'

'He's terrified of heights.'