Privilege Contemplator Pillows

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Money isn't everything, but then, what is?

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

Corporate Ladder

"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."

'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

Quarantine: The great equalizer

"Ms Curtis, see if you can find out why my office is so large"

'Darn. His Holiness' letter says nothing about cancelling celibacy.'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

"No, my boy, we don't pay taxes. That allows us to spend lavishly and stimulate the economy."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

"White, middle class, male, of course everyone hates you."

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

Rolling out the red carpet.

"I have diplomatic immunity!"

Michael Loser (a beggar).

'There's only one honest way to make money.'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'