Privilege Ponderer Pillows

"I can't speak for everyone in the top one percent, but I'm fine."

"At least you're not being strangled by a mass of burdensome government regulations."

Corporate Ladder

"No, my boy, we don't pay taxes. That allows us to spend lavishly and stimulate the economy."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Save our spaces

"If you lose any more money you'll go from "eccentric" to "crazy"'.

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

Michael Loser (a beggar).

"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

"It's lonely at the top, but I don't give a damn."

"Now that we have a better class of downtrodden I'm more able to identify with them."

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

Rolling out the red carpet.

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"I have diplomatic immunity!"

Three Swell Guys Who Expect To Be Completely Exonerated

"Remember when people had only themselves to blame."

"I'm rather fortunate. I have no parents, so Medicare is no problem, and I have no children, so the environment is no problem."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Sauce for the Goose

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'