Piracy Ponderer Pillows

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

Tourists

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Pyramid catflap...

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Camel'

'I say we try it.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Where does this go?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

The End is Near.

Desert Island Surveillance.

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'