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"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

Tourists

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Pyramid catflap...

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Camel'

'I say we try it.'

'Where does this go?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

The End is Near.

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'