Private Investigator Pillows

Rocky Road, Private Eye

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.'

'Do you really care about my opinion or am I just a random sample?'

Detective with a magnifying glass.

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

'I have the feeling that someone is watching me!'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

Desert Isle CCTV

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Fetch it yourself."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

Guilty Dart Board

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Crime suspect removes shoes to avoid detective.

A spy

"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs record anything incriminating."

'What would happen if we hired two private detectives to follow each other?'

A man peeping through keyholes ends up with a keyhole imprint on his face.

"It looks like we've got a serial killer somwhere out there!"

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Private investigator rushing dramatically into an office with a gun,where an employee is stealing paperclips

"It's not my usual line of work but seeing as how it involves Elves.."

"Yeah it's me again Guv. The boys have found something they suspect might be a listening device."

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.