Private Investigators At Heart Pillows

None of your damn business inc.

The Anti-Agent

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

The Philip Marlow family

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I spy with my little eye…"

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

Mou...Man trap!

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Pet Drone