Private Investigators Pillows

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Remember when suspects couldn't corroborate their alibi by googling?"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

The Anti-Agent

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

hard-boiled egg...

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

The Philip Marlow family

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"That's hardly necessary!"

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"I spy with my little eye…"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."