Private Investigator Vibes Pillows

"Can you believe my wife thinks I'm nosy?" "She told you that?!" "Worse. I read it in her diary."

The Anti-Agent

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

hard-boiled egg...

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

The Philip Marlow family

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"That's hardly necessary!"

"I spy with my little eye…"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

Mou...Man trap!

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Pet Drone

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.