Private Investigators T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase the detective in your life. With witty, investigative-themed slogans, these shirts are perfect for detectives, mystery lovers, or anyone who appreciates a good sleuthing pun.

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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.' mockup

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

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'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.' mockup

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

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"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?" mockup

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

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The Anti-Agent

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?" mockup

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

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'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.' mockup

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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hard-boiled egg...

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it." mockup

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

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"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower." mockup

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

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Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo. mockup

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

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"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth." mockup

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

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The Philip Marlow family

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"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

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Lady Justice and Confidential Files mockup

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

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Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault. mockup

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

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OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy! mockup

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

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Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

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Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses. mockup

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

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'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Here, we started to be investigated...' mockup

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

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Acme-5000 Lie Detector

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"That's hardly necessary!"

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"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably." mockup

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

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"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report." mockup

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

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'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?' mockup

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

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'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

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"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

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