Public Investigator T-Shirts

Ombuds (door) man.

The Anti-Agent

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

hard-boiled egg...

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

The Philip Marlow family

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"That's hardly necessary!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.