Private Investigator Gifts

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

Rocky Road, Private Eye

'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.'

'Do you really care about my opinion or am I just a random sample?'

Detective with a magnifying glass.

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

Desert Isle CCTV

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'I have the feeling that someone is watching me!'

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

Guilty Dart Board

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

A spy

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

Crime suspect removes shoes to avoid detective.

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"Fetch it yourself."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"People are scum."

I'm not avoiding you!

Sherlock Holmes.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Mousesurveillance.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Detective.

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Safety