Private Detective Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a private investigator? Our collection features clever and humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that pay tribute to their detective skills. Perfect for those who love unraveling clues and cracking cases, these items combine wit and charm to make their day brighter. Whether it's for the seasoned investigator or an aspiring sleuth, our products celebrate their passion for solving mysteries with a touch of humor and style.

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'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.' mockup

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

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'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.' mockup

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

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A spy

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'I have the feeling that someone is watching me!'

'I have the feeling that someone is watching me!' mockup

'I have the feeling that someone is watching me!'

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Detective Agency

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"You can tell the private detective you hired to follow me that he can go home if he wants."

"You can tell the private detective you hired to follow me that he can go home if he wants." mockup

"You can tell the private detective you hired to follow me that he can go home if he wants."

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'Your husband was just in here. He wants me to investigate you, because he thinks you're cheating on him.'

'Your husband was just in here. He wants me to investigate you, because he thinks you're cheating on him.' mockup

'Your husband was just in here. He wants me to investigate you, because he thinks you're cheating on him.'

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Private Detective / Used Furniture Salesman

Private Detective / Used Furniture Salesman mockup

Private Detective / Used Furniture Salesman

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I understand you can find people, but can you lose them as well?

I understand you can find people, but can you lose them as well? mockup

I understand you can find people, but can you lose them as well?

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'What would happen if we hired two private detectives to follow each other?'

'What would happen if we hired two private detectives to follow each other?' mockup

'What would happen if we hired two private detectives to follow each other?'

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Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.' mockup

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

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"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

"What about hiring a Private Detective?" mockup

"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

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'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?' mockup

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

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'Yes, Mr. Humbolt, I found evidence your mistress is cheating on you with her husband.'

'Yes, Mr. Humbolt, I found evidence your mistress is cheating on you with her husband.' mockup

'Yes, Mr. Humbolt, I found evidence your mistress is cheating on you with her husband.'

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"I've been on this case for fifteen weeks now,Captain Ahab...you're not going to find a great white whale in Brooklyn."

"I've been on this case for fifteen weeks now,Captain Ahab...you're not going to find a great white whale in Brooklyn." mockup

"I've been on this case for fifteen weeks now,Captain Ahab...you're not going to find a great white whale in Brooklyn."

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'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.' mockup

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

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Moby the Private Dick.

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"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated." mockup

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

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"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!" mockup

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

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"No idea, I haven't a clue!"

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Sherlock Homes

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"Amazing deductions, Mr. Holmes. However, none are legal."

"Amazing deductions, Mr. Holmes. However, none are legal." mockup

"Amazing deductions, Mr. Holmes. However, none are legal."

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"I always take an interest in my husband's hobbies. . . that's why I hired a private detective. . ."

"I always take an interest in my husband's hobbies. . . that's why I hired a private detective. . ." mockup

"I always take an interest in my husband's hobbies. . . that's why I hired a private detective. . ."

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'Sure I can run a few experiments for you baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals, all extra...'

'Sure I can run a few experiments for you baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals, all extra...' mockup

'Sure I can run a few experiments for you baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals, all extra...'

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Top Secret

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"The usual, Al. Just sharpen the nose and hone the chin."

"The usual, Al. Just sharpen the nose and hone the chin." mockup

"The usual, Al. Just sharpen the nose and hone the chin."

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Charlie Yomp: Private Eye,,,Ace Group Rate Detectives,

Charlie Yomp: Private Eye,,,Ace Group Rate Detectives, mockup

Charlie Yomp: Private Eye,,,Ace Group Rate Detectives,

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Guy on seafront esplanade at a listening device.

Guy on seafront esplanade at a listening device. mockup

Guy on seafront esplanade at a listening device.

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'We recorded your wife's activities like you asked and-well...Are you sure you want to see the photos, Mr. Watts?'

'We recorded your wife's activities like you asked and-well...Are you sure you want to see the photos, Mr. Watts?' mockup

'We recorded your wife's activities like you asked and-well...Are you sure you want to see the photos, Mr. Watts?'

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Mou...Man trap!

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'Our boy is studying for his private detective license exam.'

'Our boy is studying for his private detective license exam.' mockup

'Our boy is studying for his private detective license exam.'

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'Thanks to my brilliant observations and constant awareness of the surrounding circumstances, I've been able to solve the. . . Watson, are you listening?'

'Thanks to my brilliant observations and constant awareness of the surrounding circumstances, I've been able to solve the. . . Watson, are you listening?'

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