Private Detective Prints

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

A spy

'I have the feeling that someone is watching me!'

Detective Agency

"You can tell the private detective you hired to follow me that he can go home if he wants."

'Your husband was just in here. He wants me to investigate you, because he thinks you're cheating on him.'

Private Detective / Used Furniture Salesman

I understand you can find people, but can you lose them as well?

'What would happen if we hired two private detectives to follow each other?'

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

'Yes, Mr. Humbolt, I found evidence your mistress is cheating on you with her husband.'

"I've been on this case for fifteen weeks now,Captain Ahab...you're not going to find a great white whale in Brooklyn."

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Moby the Private Dick.

"Once again, Monsieur Poirot, the police appreciate your help."

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

"No idea, I haven't a clue!"

Sherlock Homes

"Amazing deductions, Mr. Holmes. However, none are legal."

"I always take an interest in my husband's hobbies. . . that's why I hired a private detective. . ."

'Sure I can run a few experiments for you baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals, all extra...'

Top Secret

"The usual, Al. Just sharpen the nose and hone the chin."

Charlie Yomp: Private Eye,,,Ace Group Rate Detectives,

Guy on seafront esplanade at a listening device.

'We recorded your wife's activities like you asked and-well...Are you sure you want to see the photos, Mr. Watts?'

Mou...Man trap!

'Our boy is studying for his private detective license exam.'

'Thanks to my brilliant observations and constant awareness of the surrounding circumstances, I've been able to solve the. . . Watson, are you listening?'

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

Sock investigations, Inc.