Privacy Invaders Pillows

Voyeur Exam

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'More government surveillance!'

Hello from the shed.

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Big Brother.

Information about information about information about information.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Take me to your weeder!'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Information Security

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"