Privacy Invader Pillows

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I'm supposed to entertain you until sis is ready. Want to read her diary?'

"How our teacher, under my surveillance, spent her summer vacation..."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Do you mind?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

She required plenty of personal space.

'More government surveillance!'

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Information about information about information about information.

Big Brother.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Spying Smart TV

Information Security

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

A Failiure to Communicate

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'