Privacy Invader Prints

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I'm supposed to entertain you until sis is ready. Want to read her diary?'

"How our teacher, under my surveillance, spent her summer vacation..."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'More government surveillance!'

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Information about information about information about information.

Big Brother.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Information Security

Obama's surveillance of America.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"