Data Protection Officer Mugs

'I hear you're keeping a file on who's been naughty and who's been nice...'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'Sorry to drag you in Doc. But I was reading your e-mails and noticed that one of my neighbours had a rash, could it be contagious?'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'

"Do you have a data protection officer?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Look over my shoulder and die!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

Data retention?

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Information Security

Social media and privacy

"Well, if it isn't Roy Pendleton, age 51, five foot nine, 176 pounds, two kids, recently divorced... Yes, I know everything about you, Mr. Pendleton but, then, information is my business!"

GDPR

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

GDPR compliant

GDPR Compliant

Missing!. . . Information Changed For Data Protection Reasons!

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

"Why are we shredding this stuff?"

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'I shouldn't worry too much, Bert, there's not much chance of your personal details being offered for sale.'

'I'm a lawyer acting for your company.If you don't give me Mrs Smith's date of birth and NI number the case will collapse and you'll be in a lot of trouble!'

TV screens reads 'Giant Government Database' - 'Oh no! Not more Big Brother.'

"No need to hide, all information is confidential."

British savings accounts

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Privacy Conference Security