
"How did you translate 'distribute this confidential document through the usual channels' to a public video of you reading it aloud on YouTube!!"
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"How did you translate 'distribute this confidential document through the usual channels' to a public video of you reading it aloud on YouTube!!"
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
"He's a guard dog."
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
Dog barking at everything except a burglar.
"You're either lying or not telling the truth."
"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
"Beware of Don"
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
"Ok, I found a secure line."
"What did you think of the encryption article?"
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
"I say we move on to dessert."
"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
Watchdog on Holiday
Mou...Man trap!
'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
CCTV in church.
'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'
"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."
"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"
'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'
Inhospitality tent.
'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'
'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'
"I've entered your PIN for you. "
"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."
It's spooky how Amazon can track you down
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