Occupational Hazard Observer Gifts

'Oy! You can't smoke that filthy thing in here!'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Long shift?'

Time Out For Teddy

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"What should we do with this extra part?"

You are here.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

'This doesn't look good.'

Dark Clouds

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.