Occupational Hazard Observer Mugs

'Oy! You can't smoke that filthy thing in here!'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Long shift?'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Time Out For Teddy

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

You are here.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'This doesn't look good.'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

Dark Clouds

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."