Cybersecurity Sentinel Gifts

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The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Careful! He knows computers."

Time Out For Teddy

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"So who is this First pet?"

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'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

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