Food Safety Sentinel Gifts

Hidden Shergar in ready meals.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Kitchen Kapers

Your lobster was off!

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

HELLth Food Sprouts

Time Out For Teddy

"Please don't kill me."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"I'm going in."

"The penicillin looks good."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Frankenfish

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."