Food Safety Gifts

'I'll have the vegetarian option please.'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

'This will make the consumers think differently about our bacteria problem,'

Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Remember when I wanted to talk risk management, but all you wanted to talk was video games.

Health and safety at work.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'The Health and Safety guy doesn't look very happy...I hope we're not gonig to fail the inspection.'

"I'll have the Catch of the Day."

'The health department will be here any minute. Get rid of all the salmonella back there.'

'Would you like a piece of advice, Mr Salmonella?' asks passer-by to gentleman opening a deli.

'The FDA has found that food causes cancer. They're going to outlaw food!'

'Caution: raw eggs!'

"Do you want a clean one?"

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

'We're really sorry!'

"Having consumed them for years, I can assure you, my company's GMO food products are perfectly safe."

"Dave, remember when you said you were hungry enough to eat a horse?"

'Sorry Ma'am....but your husband has been recalled!'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

I'm here about the inspecting

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'Does this milk taste a little funny to you?'

'Why on Earth would you ask if this turkey is genetically modified?'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'Don't worry- mine is the good E. Coli.'

'I've got concerns about the cleanliness of your kitchen!'

'What's in the packet?'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"