Food Safety Sentinel Prints

Hidden Shergar in ready meals.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Your lobster was off!

Kitchen Kapers

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Honest Vending

HELLth Food Sprouts

Time Out For Teddy

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"I'm going in."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"The penicillin looks good."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Frankenfish

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."