Food Safety Navigator Gifts

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Bad for you but to die for

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Kitchen Kapers

Honest Vending

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"I'm going in."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"The penicillin looks good."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Frankenfish

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"I think the milk's off!"

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."