Food Safety Navigator T-Shirts

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Bad for you but to die for

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Honest Vending

Kitchen Kapers

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"I'm going in."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"The penicillin looks good."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Frankenfish

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"I think the milk's off!"

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."