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"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

Bad for you but to die for

"Tour de Frank"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"You have arrived at your destination."

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Shrink

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

'Have you been eating right?'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"My child has special wants."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

Easy to follow diet plan.

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

It turns out celiac disease is thousands of years old. Yet I still never heard about "gluten" till recently. What do you think that means, Randy? It obviously means big wheat has some explaining to do. They must've altered the grains. I don't know. Maybe it's because our environment has gotten cleaner. So since our antibodies haven't had to work as hard, they've gotten weaker. HOJ. If there's one thing you'd know about, little buddy, it's atrophy. We should have our own science show.

Fat Free/Gluten Free/Flavour Free

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

"No bread for Grampa. He's on a glutten-free diet."

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

Weight and Misfortune.

"Mom, how do you milk an almond?"

"You don't think I'm cheating on my special, low-carb diet, do you?"

High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life