"It's not surprising I'm gluten intolerant. I'm intolerant of pretty much everything."
Food Sensitivity Seeker T-Shirts
Celebrate their dietary journey with fun and expressive t-shirts that showcase their food sensitivities with pride and a touch of wit.
"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."
'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'
"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."
"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"
'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'
'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'
Gluten-free Santa
Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'
"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."
"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."
"It's the gluten-free edition."
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"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."
"Are there nuts in this?"
"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."
Sensitivity Training For Bulls.
Box of Tissues
Gluten-Free Church
'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!
"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."
"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"
"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."
Does this contain garlic?
"What? I have a nut allergy."
The Last Thanksgiving
'I'm sorry sir, but this highway is lactose intolerant.'
"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."
'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'
"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"
It turns out celiac disease is thousands of years old. Yet I still never heard about "gluten" till recently. What do you think that means, Randy? It obviously means big wheat has some explaining to do. They must've altered the grains. I don't know. Maybe it's because our environment has gotten cleaner. So since our antibodies haven't had to work as hard, they've gotten weaker. HOJ. If there's one thing you'd know about, little buddy, it's atrophy. We should have our own science show.
"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."
'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'
First Church of Gluten-Free Communion Wafers.
No Peanut Zone.
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