Safety Vigilant Prints

'I wish for once you'd just forget about stocking fireworks.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Time Out For Teddy

The new global mantra flag for the future

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

The proper way to wear your mask

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

The Covid Tail

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

America is first!

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Lighthouse

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

Climate Change Contingency House

"You think they all look like security risks."

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."