Road Issues Gifts

Pot hole.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

One Way - Yield

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Attention: Speed Troughs

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'