Road Issues T-Shirts

Pot hole.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

One Way - Yield

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Slow, Men at Work.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'I brake for animals'