Traffic Flow Analyst Pillows

Pavements: Bins, Pedestrian, Vehicles.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Quality Control

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

Computer Controlled Car

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

A series of Exit signs.

Cake Walk.

'It's a slow trap.'

Traffic calming ahead.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Attention: Speed Troughs

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