Traffic Patterns Pillows

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Cake Walk.

'It's a slow trap.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Have Horns Venn

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."