Traffic Patterns Gifts

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Id/Ego/Superego.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Cake Walk.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'It's a slow trap.'

Have Horns Venn

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'