Traffic Reports Gifts

'It's thought that icy road conditions were a contributing factor.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Id/Ego/Superego.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Cake Walk.

'It's a slow trap.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Have Horns Venn

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."