Traffic Reports Mugs

'It's thought that icy road conditions were a contributing factor.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Id/Ego/Superego.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Cake Walk.

'It's a slow trap.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Have Horns Venn

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."