Traffic Updates Pillows

'He brought along that short-wave radio just so he can listen to the commuter traffic reports from home.'

"Every motorway in the country is clear except the southbound M3 which will remain at a standstill for the rest of the day."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Forever Stamp

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Cake Walk.

'It's a slow trap.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Have Horns Venn

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.