Traffic Tracker Pillows

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Cake Walk.

'It's a slow trap.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Snail crossing

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Desert Island Roundabout

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Cars.

Road Construction.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Hair traffic controller.

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Be careful folks—The roads are wet and idiots are driving on them."

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."