Traffic Tracker Gifts

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Cake Walk.

'It's a slow trap.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Snail crossing

News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Cars.

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Desert Island Roundabout

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Road Construction.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

Hair traffic controller.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

"Be careful folks—The roads are wet and idiots are driving on them."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'