Traffic And Roads Mugs

Fine Art.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

The Fast Lane.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

No jay walking.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

The Forever Stamp

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Nice park. . .