Traffic And Roads Mugs

Fine Art.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

The Fast Lane.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Is Driving Doomed?

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

No jay walking.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Street signs you don't want to see.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.