Road Journey Mugs

Route 666.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Kardiff.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Family members!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Are we broke yet?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'