Outback Humorist Gifts

'Please leave the toilet how you would wish to find it...!'

Skiing.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Too much concealer?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

A Venus cow trap.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Crow and fox

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'