Outback Humorist Gifts

'Please leave the toilet how you would wish to find it...!'

Skiing.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

I fart more than that!

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

A Venus cow trap.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Giraffe Portrait

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Crow and fox

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'