Environmental Strategist Gifts

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Industrialist being held by a lead and face mask.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Population rocket

The Decline of Europe

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

A collective sigh of relief.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I dunno...ask him."

Solar Power.

Putting money back in to the world economy

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Keystone XL

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."