Desk-to-green Strategist Gifts

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

The original paperless office

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Population rocket

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Putting money back in to the world economy

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

Now // Near Future

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

"Here's our environmental audit. . ."

BIO TV

Climate Dirt Summit

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

Green Bank

Popping 'IN' to work at 9am, sneaking 'OUT' at 5pm

Turn on the AC

'Not eight hours a day!'

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

Organic Filing

Summer in Europe

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

Please use both sides of the paper.

Failed Suicide