Rodent Rancher Mugs

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

Hamster IV

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Hamster.