Rodent Raconteur Mugs

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'I object, your Honor! How much wood would woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is purely conjecture!'

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

"He's back again. I thought you called pest control after we lost my mother."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Cat being guarded by security mice.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

How Platypuses Are Born

Hamster IV

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Tunnel of Vole.

"Yes, you're squirrelly."

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

The world's oldest braided rug

Acme Pest Control

'... and power surges and outages don't affect this baby one bit.'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

Snake Maze

"You know, if I come into your place, I might never leave."