Robot Rival Prints

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

Claus 2.0

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

The Sculptor

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Artificial hearts.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'My app just ate your widget.'

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"Intel inside."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

The Threat of AI

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

CREEPY AF AI

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

'Next.'

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'