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Cactus Hold Up

Tourists

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Artists of the wild west.

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Sand danger

100k Desert Crawl

Distance to horizon varies.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"..Not cloudy all day."

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Sawrd Fighting

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Desert crawler following water

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Ship in a Bottle